| Dave: | Yeah, I mean, none of us has made a new friend in, like, eleven years. |
| Brad: | I wouldn't even know how to do that. What do you do, just, like, walk up to random people and go, 'hey, bluh bluh bluh, sports'? |
| Penny: | The only new person I want to meet is my husband. |
| Max: | I was once on this plane with this old lady and she tried talking to me. I just pretended I had some kind of disability. |